'Lice Sin Nudieland

‘Lice takes the receptacle. She speaks as if to an unseen audience somewhat reminiscent of Apollo 11 astronaut, Neil Armstrong, relaying communications from his spacesuit to Mission Control at Houston, Texas, during the historical first man on the moon landing of July 21, 1969 (UTC: 2. 56). It sounds like her voice is radio transmitted from that distance too. It breaks up and there’s some crackling, ‘Prising open the peculiarly shaped cap and, squeezing the conveniently located bulbous pertuberances, I’m causing a jet of the sticky hot fluid to squirt down my eager-to-accept-it throat.’ The Nudienaut swallows.